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Jun 27 2008

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Marcia

The Egg Left Behind

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This condo had been rented partially furnished, we didn’t want it, so she gave it away — but left the few dishes for us to dispose of — Leon was steam cleaning EVERYTHING in the kitchen - I don’t like other people’s dirt, just my own. Guess what he found in a little box along with spare apartment keys?

Come on, what do you least expect to find beneath a kitchen cabinet?

An egg.

No, not a rotten egg or a hard boiled egg or even an Easter egg.

But first, the former owners screwed a grungy thermometer onto the door jamb. The temperature went up 4 degrees from the sun in less than an hour - 90 degrees now. Yep, I’m in Florida.

Oh, the egg was attached to a battery pack. Now do you know? It was a vibrator - and no, I didn’t keep it, but I sure as heck made sure Leon washed his hands carefully - and you can bet that cabinet will get an extra dose of cleaning!

Break time - but only to do company business.

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